In search of a gentle yoga flow… I stumble upon a male Vinyasa yoga instructor online in sweatshirt and shorts lying supine in Supta Badokonasana, a reclining, restful pose.. Suddenly she’s there… peering over my shoulder….
Daughter: What the hell is he doing?
Me: It’s Supta Badokonasana.
Daughter: No it’s how you look when you don’t have any money for child maintenance..
Me: It’s a restorative pose, very calming, good for the hips..
Daughter: Way too much information..
The yoga instructor gets to his feet….. takes off his sweatshirt..
Daughter: What the..?!
Me: I guess its hot where he is….
Daughter: You fancy him.
Me: He’s cute…compact and cute..
Daughter: He’s a hobbit.
Me: Well I think he’s really cute..
Daughter: He’s a hobbit. On a yoga mat.