Coming of Age

Me: Have you decided what you’d like for your 16th. It’s a huge turning point…needs to be celebrated in a big way…

Daughter: Yes mother I have thought about it…

Me: And…?

Daughter: I’d like a sex party…

A little later…

Me: Are you ready to be serious?

Daughter: About?

Me: Your birthday. I’d like to get you something you really want and something you’re actually going to get a lot of use out of..

Daughter: Condoms…for the sex party.

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