Daughter : Can you pass me the plug for the mac please mum?
ME: In case you hadn’t noticed I’ve only just come in from work.
Daughter : It’s not like I’m asking you to run the marathon
ME: What’s wrong with your legs ?
Daughter : They’ve gone dead.
ME: That’s probably because you haven’t used them all day.
Daughter : You’re wrong there – for your information I did a lot of exercise today
I look at my daughter as though she is disturbed…
Daughter : It’s true!
ME: OK – so what exercise have you done today?
Daughter : Well…you’d be surprised..
ME: Surprise me…
Daughter : I walked downstairs, opened the fridge and took out my carton of Ben & Jerry ice-cream..it was exhausting….!!!