Keep Fit for Idle Teens

Daughter : Can you pass me the plug for the mac please mum?

ME: In case you hadn’t noticed I’ve only just come in from work.

Daughter : It’s not like I’m asking you to run the marathon

ME: What’s wrong with your legs ?

Daughter : They’ve gone dead.

ME: That’s probably because you haven’t used them all day.

Daughter : You’re wrong there – for your information I did a lot of exercise today

I look at my daughter as though she is disturbed…

Daughter : It’s true!

ME: OK – so what exercise have you done today?

Daughter : Well…you’d be surprised..

ME: Surprise me…

Daughter : I walked downstairs, opened the fridge and took out my carton of Ben & Jerry ice-cream..it was exhausting….!!!

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