Got my headphones on…I’m building muscle, bearing weight, staying sane in uncertain times and shaking my booty & soul to Stormzy. I open my eyes and she’s in the doorway not understanding, no, HORRIFIED at what she’s seeing…

Daughter: Don’t you think we’ve had enough trauma? The world’s turned upside down with COVID-19 and you want to bring me more? No mother, no,  it will never be OK for you to twerk-out to Stormzy. Wasn’t OK before Corona, it isn’t now and never will be. Not ever. Never. Stop. Stop.