Daughter: Mum! Mum! Mum!
Me: What?!
Daughter: Can you make me a sandwich please?
Me: What’s wrong with your legs?
Daughter: Can’t find them.
Me: Don’t care
Daughter: While I’m looking for them can you make me a sandwich.
Me: No.
Daughter: Mum! Mum! Mum!
Me: What?!!
Daughter: Can’t find my legs. Can you make me a sandwich?