Daughter: Squashies for dinner please and there’s something else…
Me: What’s that?
Daughter: I am unhinged.
Me: I’ve known that for a long, long time…
Daughter: Why didn’t you tell me?
Daughter: Squashies for dinner please and there’s something else…
Me: What’s that?
Daughter: I am unhinged.
Me: I’ve known that for a long, long time…
Daughter: Why didn’t you tell me?