Daughter: Just letting you know, I’m not really feeling Uni..

Me: Thought you were enjoying the Foundation at Ravensbourne..

Daughter: No, I mean after..

Me: Are you still keen on Graphic Design?

Daughter: Probably. Maybe at Loughborough..

Me: Didn’t think you were that impressed when we looked at it last year

Daughter: I thought you understood mum. Nothing impresses me. I could get into Hogwarts and you still wouldn’t get a ‘Yay!!’ from me..