Daughter: Just letting you know, I’m not really feeling Uni..
Me: Thought you were enjoying the Foundation at Ravensbourne..
Daughter: No, I mean after..
Me: Are you still keen on Graphic Design?
Daughter: Probably. Maybe at Loughborough..
Me: Didn’t think you were that impressed when we looked at it last year
Daughter: I thought you understood mum. Nothing impresses me. I could get into Hogwarts and you still wouldn’t get a ‘Yay!!’ from me..