Daughter: Bumped into two of your acquaintances in Sainsburys..
Daughter: Bob and Ben.
She gives me a ‘What-the-fuck’ look…
Daughter: The point is..they had something very interesting to say…something about clever comebacks, dry witticisms and blah, blah, blah..
A storm’s a-coming..
Daughter: Apparently, you’ve been writing some kind of blog