Daughter: Bumped into two of your acquaintances in Sainsburys..

Me: Who?

Daughter: Bob and Ben.

She gives me a ‘What-the-fuck’ look…

Daughter: The point is..they had something very interesting to say…something about clever comebacks, dry witticisms and blah, blah, blah..

A storm’s a-coming..

Daughter: Apparently, you’ve been writing some kind of blog