Daughter: Cat’s not right – looks like some grown man who should be paying a mortgage..
Me: He’s a cat
Daughter: Nah, he’s a psychopath..with a house and a mortgage..
Daughter: One morning you’ll wake up and he’ll be on two legs, standing over your bed with a knife, mumbling, no, meowing shit about how times are hard and how he can’t pay the mortgage and you’re to blame..
Me: Please stop.
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Looking at the cat’s face, your daughter m-a-a-a-y have a point…
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