She’s clearing clutter and an assortment of unwanted clothes from her bedroom aka squat…She throws me a flimsy piece of material…

Me: What’s this?

Daughter: What does it look like?

Me: It looks like a very tiny bra.

Daughter: It’s the one I had in Year 7.

Me: What am I supposed to do with it?

She examines the label inside…

Daughter: 32 AA

then glances at my chest…

Daughter: You’ll need padding..