I’m happily munching on a Nairn’s Fruit and Spice biscuit…

Me: I love these. Try one.

Daughter: They don’t look right.

Me: Try one.

She bites into a biscuit gingerly…

Me: There’s something about the smell and taste of them…. reminds me of Christmas and all the family seated around the table, watching crap on TV..

Daughter: Yeah, these biscuits are like Christmas. They’re so dry the word ‘dry’ isn’t dry enough to describe the dryness.