I’m happily munching on a Nairn’s Fruit and Spice biscuit…
Me: I love these. Try one.
Daughter: They don’t look right.
Me: Try one.
She bites into a biscuit gingerly…
Me: There’s something about the smell and taste of them…. reminds me of Christmas and all the family seated around the table, watching crap on TV..
Daughter: Yeah, these biscuits are like Christmas. They’re so dry the word ‘dry’ isn’t dry enough to describe the dryness.