Me: Estate Agents came today.

Daughter: What’s the verdict?

Me: More than we expected. They were really nice…warm and friendly…..

Daughter: Estate Agents don’t do warm and they don’t do friendly….

Me: Well, they both seemed….really nice…

Daughter: Two of them?

Me: Sarah, the sales manager…and John,  the branch manager…

She looks at me with a glint in her eye and I just know…… something strange is coming….

Daughter: Are they……?

Me: What?

Daughter: Sarah and John…are they..? You know..

She raises her perfectly threaded eyebrows…

Daughter: You know..

Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about…

Daughter: Bet they are.

She walks up the stairs, stops mid-way, turns to me, smiles…. and I just know something strange is coming…

Daughter: Sarah and John? Sleeping together. Trust me mum, I know.