Daughter: Mum! Mum! Mum!

Me: What?!

Daughter: Can you make me a sandwich please?

Me: What’s wrong with your legs?

Daughter: Can’t find them.

Me: Don’t care

Daughter: While I’m looking for them can you make me a sandwich.

Me: No.

Daughter: Mum! Mum! Mum!

Me: What?!!

Daughter: Can’t find my legs. Can you make me a sandwich?