Me: I think it’s a stray. He’s friendly but a little temperamental

Daughter: Look at the cat. Look at it and tell me it’s not on heroin

Me: I think, if he comes to live with us, we should call him Sammy Davis Jr

Daughter: I am a motherless child. You are not my mother. I have no mother. I will not be calling it by that name. Are you crazy?




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