Me: Could you do me a huge favour while I’m away and pick up my Amazon parcel from the Co-op. It has to be collected by Saturday. There’s a £10 fee in it for you.
Know what’s coming before it arrives…
Daughter: 15
Me: 12.50
Daughter: 14.99
Me: Be reasonable – 12.50
Daughter: 14.95
Me: 13
Daughter: 13.80
Me: For the love of God – OK!
Daughter:…and a donkey.