Her dogged determination to arrive at things her way, her downright infuriating, relentless tenacity, her quiet sometimes irreverent confidence…Arrgh! Whose daughter does she think she is ???!!!

Daughter: OK, so for the name of the university it’s £10, course details £5, a side order of information will cost a further £5…

I hand over the money…

Daughter: University of the Arts London, LCC, BA Photography, term starts September, think I wanna stay in halls of residence for the first year. Why are you smiling? Stop that. Stop smiling. See this is why I don’t tell you things. That thing you’re doing with your mouth – stop. Stop smiling…