My mobile rings…it’s her…

Daughter: Where are you?

Me: ‘Hair & Beauty’ in Brixton. Do you need me to get something?

Daughter: Food

Me: They don’t sell food

Daughter: I bought some Coco Pops in there once

Me: For Godsakes

Daughter: Wait….where did you say you are?

Me: ‘Hair & Beauty’

Daughter: Where?

The reception’s faltering so I put the call on speakerphone…

Me: Hair and Beauty

Daughter: What and Beauty?

Me: Hair

She breaks into hysterical laughter..

Daughter: Hair??!!?

Several minutes later…

Daughter: Did you say hair?

…still laughing

Daughter: Hair!?!??!!!