My mobile rings…it’s her…
Daughter: Where are you?
Me: ‘Hair & Beauty’ in Brixton. Do you need me to get something?
Me: They don’t sell food
Daughter: I bought some Coco Pops in there once
Me: For Godsakes
Daughter: Wait….where did you say you are?
Me: ‘Hair & Beauty’
The reception’s faltering so I put the call on speakerphone…
Me: Hair and Beauty
Daughter: What and Beauty?
She breaks into hysterical laughter..
Several minutes later…
Daughter: Did you say hair?