Daughter: Strike a pose..
So I do…
Daughter: For fucksake, do something interesting…
So I puff out my cheeks…
Daughter: Looking like a bald, deranged chipmunk isn’t interesting mum..
She yanks my arm and positions me in front of the stinging nettle at the far end of the garden…
Daughter: Step back a little
So I do…
Daughter: A little more
So I do…
Daughter: More
Me: I’ll land in the nettle
Daughter: Trust me, it’ll be interesting…