Me: Have you eaten?
Daughter: Yes mother, I have.
Me: Dare I ask what you had ?
Daughter: Butter.
A little later…
Me: What would you like for dinner?
Daughter: A pint of Guinness.
Me: Have you eaten?
Daughter: Yes mother, I have.
Me: Dare I ask what you had ?
Daughter: Butter.
A little later…
Me: What would you like for dinner?
Daughter: A pint of Guinness.