I’m inhaling the sweet, earthy fragrance of  Yarrow Herb & Cranberries, Red Clover, Peony flowers, Licorice Root…a botanical tea for the more mature woman …bursting with natural goodness…

She saunters into the kitchen, picks up the herbal beverage….takes a sip..

Daughter: What the hell?!…

..and promptly spits a mouthful into the sink..

Daughter: Why would you do that to yourself?

Me: It happens to be very soothing for women of a certain age…

Daughter: It’s sewage mother.