Daughter: What are you wearing?
Me: It’s a new top.
Daughter: You actually bought that?
Me: No, it was a present from a friend.
Daughter: No mum. That wasn’t a present.
Me: Well I love it.
Daughter: And the person who gave that to you is not your friend.
Me: The colours are so bright and joyful.
Daughter: Believe me mum, whoever gave you that does not want the best for you.