Daughter: What are you wearing?

Me: It’s a new top.

Daughter: You actually bought that?

Me: No, it was a present from a friend.

Daughter: No mum. That wasn’t a present.

Me: Well I love it.

Daughter: And the person who gave that to you is not your friend.

Me: The colours are so bright and joyful.

Daughter: Believe me mum, whoever gave you that does not want the best for you.