Daughter: I’m going to the corner shop.
Me: What for?
Daughter: To get some Pot Noodles.
Me: Don’t be silly…it’s Christmas….
Daughter: I know that mother.
Me: So there’s no need for you to go to the shop.
Daughter: Because you’re cooking turkey.
Daughter: You are cooking the turkey.
Me: As always.
Daughter: I’m going to the shop to get some Pot Noodles.