Daughter: I’m going to the corner shop.

Me: What for?

Daughter: To get some Pot Noodles.

Me: Don’t be silly…it’s Christmas….

Daughter: I know that mother.

Me: So there’s no need for you to go to the shop.

Daughter: Because you’re cooking turkey.

Me: Exactly.

Daughter: You are cooking the turkey.

Me: Yes!

Daughter: You.

Me: As always.

Daughter: I’m going to the shop to get some Pot Noodles.